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Cum Tard in Flo Rida ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

  Jason Ellis Show producer, Cum Tard, managed to graduate [slowly] from slow school only to fumble the rest of the world.  

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Total Eclipse of the Butt ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Friday, May 13th, 2011

Once upon a time Josh was washing his butt, and five fingertips made him a slut.  

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Raw Dog’s a thug inside ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Monday, January 31st, 2011

  His name is Rumble Tumskin, koala munchkin.  He was raised on his trust with fingers up his butt and he likes to get down with the Trekkies.  Maybe not, but science shit, it’s all the same thing.  He’s an educated Jew with occasional lies.  Got nuggets in hand and fancy phone with an “i.” [...]

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Archive for the ‘Raw Dog ♫’ Category

Raw Dog Anthem ♫

Thursday, December 15th, 2011

  Leave it to Backbone to freestyle a Raw Dog Anthem on a blistering night in the Bronx.  Leave it to that other fucking Jingleberries guy to add a little flare in the warm California sun.  Leave us the fuck alone.  We’re working here.  Christ.  

Confessions of a Circle Jerk ♫

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

  From the opening credits of Drive to the closing of a closet door, there’s a skeleton being kept hidden from the night a young Raw Dog jerked off with two other boys in a race to completion.  

Pumped Up Pricks ♫

Monday, November 21st, 2011

  The Jingleberries helped pave the way for Foster the People to become massive.   Fitting, then, that our massive Jason Ellis Show prop should be pumped up as well.  

Chill Electro Cock ♫

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

  Raw Dog’s rather chill appendage has been fucked by a lot of nicknames.  Relax to the smooth lubricated goodness of an electronic ballad to the Cum Barnacle.  

Rumble Tumble Rhyme ♫

Saturday, October 1st, 2011

  Laying down some flow for the Raw Dog.  Word ‘n shit.