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Cum Tard in Flo Rida ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

  Jason Ellis Show producer, Cum Tard, managed to graduate [slowly] from slow school only to fumble the rest of the world.  

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Total Eclipse of the Butt ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Friday, May 13th, 2011

Once upon a time Josh was washing his butt, and five fingertips made him a slut.  

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Raw Dog’s a thug inside ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Monday, January 31st, 2011

  His name is Rumble Tumskin, koala munchkin.  He was raised on his trust with fingers up his butt and he likes to get down with the Trekkies.  Maybe not, but science shit, it’s all the same thing.  He’s an educated Jew with occasional lies.  Got nuggets in hand and fancy phone with an “i.” [...]

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Archive for the ‘Jingleberries Originals ♫’ Category

Raw Dog Anthem ♫

Thursday, December 15th, 2011

  Leave it to Backbone to freestyle a Raw Dog Anthem on a blistering night in the Bronx.  Leave it to that other fucking Jingleberries guy to add a little flare in the warm California sun.  Leave us the fuck alone.  We’re working here.  Christ.  

AIDS Burp ♫

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

  When Nick Swardson makes a funny on the Jason Ellis Show, Backbone of The Jingleberries makes a funny into song.  Everyone’s doing the AIDS Burp.  

Chill Electro Cock ♫

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

  Raw Dog’s rather chill appendage has been fucked by a lot of nicknames.  Relax to the smooth lubricated goodness of an electronic ballad to the Cum Barnacle.  

Rumble Tumble Rhyme ♫

Saturday, October 1st, 2011

  Laying down some flow for the Raw Dog.  Word ‘n shit.

Ellis Mania 7: Entrance Themes ♫

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

  Four men entire in shiny green jumpsuits.  Four Canadian Emo bitches leave slightly more gay.  Team Green vs. We Outspoken.  This one’s for you. When it comes to being pummeled by chicks into fragments of a man in front of thousands of screaming fans, there is none better.  And there is none worse. The [...]