Archive for the ‘From the Editor’ Category
Cechnicki makes noise: The demos ♫
This first demo is a Sirius XM composite of whatever it is, exactly, Mike Cechnicki does for a living. And this one showcases what everybody else in radio has been stealing from the guy.
Interview with a rapist
What are you listening to right now? Tossed sheets, frantic grumbling and a really pathetic rape whistle. Where are you at the moment? On top. How is the weather? Kind of busy indoors here, pal. Say… hand me that ball gag, will ya? Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Does [...]
Columbus on trial
Opening arguments in the first round of Columbus Criminal Cartography trials began early this morning at approximately 7:30 am in a District Court courtroom—the honorable Judge Mental presiding. Arguments for the defenders, Queen Isabella of Spain, Christopher Columbus, and his brother Bartolomeo Columbus were led by godless attorneys from the savage New World who will [...]
Bill Murray’s a real ass hole
I had finally found the perfect sandwich. Paper thin sliced wild turkey breast, black forest ham with smoked mozzarella, roasted red peppers, spinach, arugula, tomatoes, capers, balsamic vinegar and virgin olive oil. Perfection on a hard roll. As I got up to grab more napkins, I noticed a suspicious bearded man run over to my [...]