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Cum Tard in Flo Rida ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

  Jason Ellis Show producer, Cum Tard, managed to graduate [slowly] from slow school only to fumble the rest of the world.  

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Total Eclipse of the Butt ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Friday, May 13th, 2011

Once upon a time Josh was washing his butt, and five fingertips made him a slut.  

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Raw Dog’s a thug inside ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Monday, January 31st, 2011

  His name is Rumble Tumskin, koala munchkin.  He was raised on his trust with fingers up his butt and he likes to get down with the Trekkies.  Maybe not, but science shit, it’s all the same thing.  He’s an educated Jew with occasional lies.  Got nuggets in hand and fancy phone with an “i.” [...]

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Archive for the ‘From the Editor’ Category

Cechnicki makes noise: The demos ♫

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

  This first demo is a Sirius XM composite of whatever it is, exactly, Mike Cechnicki does for a living. And this one showcases what everybody else in radio has been stealing from the guy.  

Interview with a rapist

Friday, November 12th, 2010

What are you listening to right now? Tossed sheets, frantic grumbling and a really pathetic rape whistle. Where are you at the moment? On top. How is the weather? Kind of busy indoors here, pal. Say… hand me that ball gag, will ya? Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Does [...]

Columbus on trial

Monday, October 11th, 2010

Opening arguments in the first round of Columbus Criminal Cartography trials began early this morning at approximately 7:30 am in a District Court courtroom—the honorable Judge Mental presiding.  Arguments for the defenders, Queen Isabella of Spain, Christopher Columbus, and his brother Bartolomeo Columbus were led by godless attorneys from the savage New World who will [...]

Bill Murray’s a real ass hole

Friday, September 10th, 2010

I had finally found the perfect sandwich. Paper thin sliced wild turkey breast, black forest ham with smoked mozzarella, roasted red peppers, spinach, arugula, tomatoes, capers, balsamic vinegar and virgin olive oil. Perfection on a hard roll. As I got up to grab more napkins, I noticed a suspicious bearded man run over to my [...]

Unnecessary repetition

Monday, September 6th, 2010