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Cum Tard in Flo Rida ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

  Jason Ellis Show producer, Cum Tard, managed to graduate [slowly] from slow school only to fumble the rest of the world.  

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Total Eclipse of the Butt ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Friday, May 13th, 2011

Once upon a time Josh was washing his butt, and five fingertips made him a slut.  

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Raw Dog’s a thug inside ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Monday, January 31st, 2011

  His name is Rumble Tumskin, koala munchkin.  He was raised on his trust with fingers up his butt and he likes to get down with the Trekkies.  Maybe not, but science shit, it’s all the same thing.  He’s an educated Jew with occasional lies.  Got nuggets in hand and fancy phone with an “i.” [...]

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Archive for the ‘Ellis Fam ♫’ Category

I Believe I Can Fart (Ellis Tribute) ♫

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

  A full staff and fan effort of appreciation for Jason Ellis’s return to the radio after two weeks of hardening the fuck up.  

AIDS Burp ♫

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

  When Nick Swardson makes a funny on the Jason Ellis Show, Backbone of The Jingleberries makes a funny into song.  Everyone’s doing the AIDS Burp.  

Ellis Mania 7: Entrance Themes ♫

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

  Four men entire in shiny green jumpsuits.  Four Canadian Emo bitches leave slightly more gay.  Team Green vs. We Outspoken.  This one’s for you. When it comes to being pummeled by chicks into fragments of a man in front of thousands of screaming fans, there is none better.  And there is none worse. The [...]

Bentley Archives ♫

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Taking shots from the opposite coast, Bentley never did anything but look ridiculously cute as an intern and fucking hustle as Jason Ellis’s assistant.  And yet, these are the Bentley archives.  Sorry, Baby Throat.  

Gunshot Story Archives ♫

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Assassins and junkies and rednecks, oh my!  Jason Ellis Show callers have been through some fucking shit.  No reason not to sing about it.  These are the long forgotten gunshot story archives.