Book Hockey

Cum Tard in Flo Rida ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

  Jason Ellis Show producer, Cum Tard, managed to graduate [slowly] from slow school only to fumble the rest of the world.  

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Total Eclipse of the Butt ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Friday, May 13th, 2011

Once upon a time Josh was washing his butt, and five fingertips made him a slut.  

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Raw Dog’s a thug inside ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Monday, January 31st, 2011

  His name is Rumble Tumskin, koala munchkin.  He was raised on his trust with fingers up his butt and he likes to get down with the Trekkies.  Maybe not, but science shit, it’s all the same thing.  He’s an educated Jew with occasional lies.  Got nuggets in hand and fancy phone with an “i.” [...]

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About

The Jingleberries are custom and song parody fucktards as heard on The Jason Ellis Show (Sirius XM satellite radio)

Mike “Check Mate” Cechnicki primarily writes, produces and makes mouth noises for the ghastly duo, as well as sound design, voicing and creative branding for Sirius XM satellite radio’s Alt Nation, Liquid Metal, Chill and Faction music channels.

Bryan “Backbone” Cullen is the heart, lung, spine, legs and sweaty mess leftover from all things Sirius XM Faction.  Cullen pulls all the incriminating sound bytes from the Ellis Show that Jason likes to call “buttons.” Combined with Cechnicki on writing and vocals, life for Covino & Rich, Opie & Anthony and that Cock & Balls local morning show of yours instantly stopped being fair.

Enjoy the samples posted and maybe buy the guys a round at the next Ellis Mania.  Backbone’s a vodka cran, Check’s whisky and your mom’s a shit-filled fish tank.  Red Dragons, bitches.